So today we took Aspen to the Pet store to visit all the fun little animals, and then we went to Borders to buy a Veggie Tales Video for Sammy, (My best friend's son) because when we went to her house this last weekend to take baby pics (I will have to tell you more about that day later) Aspen decided it would be fun to break Sammy's movie. Well anyway, We had just ate, and I needed to go to the bathroom really bad, so I was very focused on getting to the bathroom. Aspen of course followed me, because she can't stand for me to go to the bathroom without her. So I'm going to the potty, while Aspen is asking me if I'm goign #2...(this is humiliation number 1) someone steps into the stall beside us, and I was thinking, holy cow...that looks like a guys hands and shoes...I was appaled that a guy would be in the girls bathroom...humiliation #2...Aspen leans down and looks under the door and says "Mommy, is that daddy?" ugh...so I pull up my pants super fast, and bolt out the door, half washing my hands on the way out...soap still on my hand since I didn't spend time rinsing well, Aspen screaming as I drag her out quickly, telling her to be quiet...step in humiliation #3...I turn and look at the door...and it's a man's restroom!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!! I seriously almost died. I really hadn't spent time looking at the door, because I had to go bad, so I just rushed into the first bathroom I saw. Next time...no matter how bad I have to go, I am going to check the door out first and make sure it says WOMAN.
So anyway, I walked up to Ashton and said, "We have to leave now...now..." and I booked it out of there quickly. Then starting laughing out of humiliation at myself. And then I had to tell Ashton of course, why I drug him out of there so quickly. That was my final humiliation of the day. So...if you thought YOU were having a crazy day...I think I won today.
9 comments:
oh!!!!!! HOW FUNNY!!!! That is hilarious! :) You just made my day! hahahaha!!!
Too funny, girl. My favorite was Aspen asking you to announce your business. :0) Kids are so convenient, aren't they?
Yes, you definitely won that one! What a great moment in life. One that's hard to appreciate at the time, but will be great to look back and laugh at in years to come!
LoL.... you win.
At least I know I'm not alone in the fact that Addie always announces embarrassing things while we're in a public restroom. "Ewww mommy! Yucky mommy! pooh! gross" even when it's not #2! Little stinker- aren't kids fun?
Hey- I'd be more than happy to make you a tutu... OR we could just have a tutu party and I could teach anyone that wants to learn! They turned out SO fun!
Oh my gosh I just laughed so hard reading that! Crazy stuff. At least you had someone with you!
I love how this comment has nothing to do with your post... :) Well I've been kinda stumped on how much I want to sell them for. The rainbow one ended up costing almost $6 to make because I used more tulle and lots of ribbon-so I was thinking of selling it for $8 just to compensate for my time. I'd be willing to make you a pink one and a red one too if you'd like. Just let me know :) I don't know why, but I really enjoy making them!
I was thinking today about what a fun valentine's day present these would make! I should have waited to give Addie hers!
You're too funny! I can make however many you want- I ENJOY making them. LoL. Will you call me today around noon and we can chat about size/color combos and such? I want to go pick out your fabric today before they run out of cute colors! We can also talk about adding ribbons, jewels, silk flowers etc. YAY! My phone # is 512-3739
Your tutus are done! They turned out SO stinkin' cute! Give me a call if you're heading into town today...
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