I'm a REAL MOM now. I have decided I wasn't a real mom before, and one cannot really qualify, until they have woke in the morning to a high pitched scream, to find a baby covered head to toe in the yuckiest, most disgusting stuff ever...yes, I am talking about POOP! When I say head to toe, I really mean HEAD to TOE. In the mouth, in the hair, on the bedding, on the FLOOR, ALL over. And a baby hating the taste of it, so she is screaming her little head off. After dutifully cleaning the baby, the floor, the bed, the clothes, I finally feel like a REAL mom. I didn't even throw up once...only gagged once...That was my day. Tomorrow I hope to find a CLEAN baby...I even tried to bribe her tonight by saying I'll give her a treat in the morning if she DOES NOT poop all over. I'm just exhausted after this busy week of not getting to bed until 2 in the morning 4 nights in a row, and I'm just not in the mood to clean up more of these wonderful messes. What ever happened to the "cute baby" days?
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Your not trying to "potty train" to early are you? just kidding! I hope that you have better days!
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